My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.
Dude I want this sitcom
is generally just really excited about dragons
The Selfie (x)
Her hair is rad
Seriously tho, I love all y’all’s selfies.
Via Redefine Beauty
The adventures of me wearing my graphic tees/dresses that have to do with video games or shows while working at Hot Topic. True story today.
Guys, stop doing this. It makes you 20000000 times less likely to pick up a girl. Stop “checking” us and let us love our things.
let someone do that to me
Via Boss Ass Bitch
*Megan comes back from picking up our lunch*
Megan: “So, apparently I accidentally got you a bacon cheeseburger.”
Me: “Bacon is never an accident, Megan.”
Me Walking Into Class w/ Pizza John Shirt
"I am going to ask you something that I know is rude and that I would never ask a person on the street. I could, of course, just look up how bra sizing works on google, so this isn’t really about bra sizing, but rather about asking women invasive questions because I feel entitled to do so."
"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.
Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.
After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.
Annie Fucking Oakley everyone